This is the photo I cropped to make my current Twitter avatar. It was taken during the van ride up to the Green Mountain Relay in June 2010. I was team captain, the man driving the van was my co-captain. I can’t remember what I was saying–and no doubt it wouldn’t be nearly as interesting as whatever your twisted minds can come up with. Post your caption in the comment section below. I’ll select my favorite three, then we’ll all vote on the winner. The prize? A pair of Smartwool running socks (they are my favorites).
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Pigtails Flying 
Hey, bitches. Big sunglasses are back! Someone please inform my driver.
You’re sure they don’t consider being driven to the finish line cheating as long as you cross on your on right?
Can I caption the Driver?
“Under what covered bridge am I going to leave the body?”
Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Hey Joe! Why did you unfollow me on Twitter?
this one is the winner.
A sandwich is a sandwich…But a MANWICH is more like a meal!
I just realized my caption is not an original. So, I’d like to take a shot at an original caption please.
“No, no no, I make the best banana nutella birthday cake in all of the land”
OmigodSTOPTHEVAN!!! Firemen at 3 o’clock!!!
lmfao.
bwahaha
HEY! You! Keep running! The next exchange isn’t for another .03 miles!
Yeah. Its called Bieber fever. Deal with it.
It’s pigtails not figtails!!
“Excusez-moi. Parlez-vous anglais? Julie est notre navigator.”
“I told you to pee before we left!”
Yeah, I’m not any wearing pants, so what?!?
I told you it was a left at Albuquerque.
I’ve got nothing. I gave it a sincere effort, but I guess I’m just not that funny.
Hey TEACH! You can DO IT!
You ARE saying that, right?
HAHAHAHA…I took this picture!
Forgive me for the GMR inside jokes, but…
“Yes, of COURSE the plan was the take the GW Bridge to the New Jersey Turnpike and then drive backwards up an on-ramp!”
“Well, it look like we’re going to Québec.”
“Brian is IGNORING me! I will NOT be ignored!”
Sigh…I’m laughing in my cubicle like a weirdo…jeez, I’m going to miss all the GMR shenanigans this year.
How did the runner get the camera?
I called “fives” on this seat punk!
Check out the reflection in these giant sunglasses
No really…. they are like mirrors!
“Pick up the pace or you’re sitting in the sweat seat”
“Matt, get in here and clean up your mess!”
“We only have 6 headlamps, the spreadsheet called for 18!”
“Hey! No Gallowalking!”
“Do you think the other van has Full Moon Fever now?”
“Why the hell am I riding in the bitch seat?!”
“Want to hear the most annoying sound in the World …. “
Yeah, why the hell WAS I riding in the bitch seat?!
“Welcome to Jack Ass in 4-d! We’re gonna run these sons of bitches off the road.”
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
“How am I supposed to finish this lap dance with you sticking that camera in my face!”
“Aaaaaaa-lison … I know this world is killing you.”
Hey man. Know anywhere a girl can get some smokie, smokie around here. Oh, and seven pizzas, some chips, a dill pickle and some chunky monkey ice cream.
…ANDSOITOLDHIMWEHAVETOGETTHETEAMBINDERSMADEWITHMAPSANDRESERVETHEHOTELROOMSANDGETTHEVANS…
…hey, are you listening to me…
…ANDPICKOUTALLTHEPLACESWHEREWEWILLEATALONGTHEWAYANDMAKETHESIGNSFORTHEVANANDDECIDEWHENWEWILLGOTOBENANDJERRYSANDORGANIZEOURTEAMHAPPYHOURS…
…you know, he never listens to me, just look at him…
…ANDGETEVERYONESCELLNUMBERSOWECANSTAYINTOUCHANDFINDOUTWHATSNACKSEVERYONEWANTSINTHEVANANDSENDLOTSANDLOTSOFUPDATEEMAILS…
…talkin’, come on, stay with me…
…ANDWHATTIMETOPICKUPTHEBROTHERSATTHETRAINSTATIONANDDECIDEONTHENUMBEROFHEADLAMPSWENEEDANDWHOWILLBERESPONSIBLEFORBRINGINGTHESTOPWATCHES…
(He was a very good co-captain, although apparently still slightly traumatized from the experience.)
“Where the cheese! Where the motherfuckin’ cheese!?”